The independent contractors hired to assault the citadel failed, taking immense casualties from the heavy spooge cannons of the smurf defenders. That was the end of our ambitions on the planet Aldabaran. Next up, making the dog-star our bitch
The Ancient Centauri Wish to Announce
Posted July 27, 2008 by Space CowboyCategories: Uncategorized
…that unless people adopt two-wheeled vehicles as their form of transport, Earth will perish and ninjas will attack your dear old mother with deadly rat-flails.
Dispatch #1.3 — Fear the Glib
Posted October 9, 2007 by Space CowboyCategories: aliens, alternate reality game, arg, moon, paranormal, ufo
Tags: glib, mayo, mayonnaise, Truth
Be wary of the glib ones, for they hold the special mayonnaise which reveals truth
Dispatch #1.2 — Smurf Lube
Posted October 9, 2007 by Space CowboyCategories: humor, lube, moon, sexy
Tags: humor, lube, sexy, smurf, ufo
When in doubt about one’s job security, personal performance can always be enhanced by forcing live smurfs into the nearest supercharger. The freshly smeared guts provide additional lubrication, and by extension–horsepower.
That is all. Act accordingly
Dispatch #1.1 — Always use protection
Posted October 9, 2007 by Space CowboyCategories: Uncategorized
Surveys show that 95% of people seriously injured or killed while opening bags of Doritos were not wearing condoms.
Stay smart.
Use rubber.
That is all.
Now go do something productive.
Dispatch #1.0 — The Legend of Dragon Pants
Posted October 9, 2007 by Space CowboyCategories: aliens, alternate reality game, arg, humor, moon, paranormal, space, ufo, Uncategorized
Tags: cool, crazy, nibiru, ufo
The Legend of Dragon Pants states that the color Purple may sometimes be sacred on a Tuesday. Act accordingly, and remember to launder your socks.That is all.
Act accordingly
